Having been both a blonde and a brunette, I agree that blondes do have more fun. My theory: fair-hair is significantly brighter than say someone with darker hair, making it more eye-catching. Attention is thus drawn to the all the blonde chicks [whether their babes or not]. Look at all the blondes of Hollywood — Britney Spears, for example, now you know she was having fun when she shaved off all her hair.
Obviously, the color of my hair is blonde, but in general I don’t feel like your stereotypical “blonde bombshell.” Take out the “blonde” part [it’s merely descriptive anyway], and your left with “bombshell.” I can be classified as a hot mess or a complete disaster.
Case in point, I’m an accident waiting to happen. I trip over my own feet at least once a day, and I’m not talking about those uneven Albany sidewalks that occasionally get in the way. My feet seem to collapse beneath me, check out my knees – I have major scars. I’m constantly finding bruises on my body, and I can never remember what I bumped into that would cause such a huge mark to appear on my body.
When I wake-up in the morning I have bags under my eyes and my breathe smells just as bad as everyone else’s; and like most I could withstand to lose a few pounds. The majority of people, [i.e. men] probably wouldn’t find my rock and teddy bear collections too exciting or even interesting for that matter.
Although, I show confidence and poise when I’m out with my friends, I feel like a huge nerd underneath, who only looks cool from the outside. Usually, my smiles and nods mean I have no idea what you are saying, but I will smile politely so you keep talking. I’m always worried if I have something in my teeth or if I have a big booger hanging out of my nostril.
Maybe we’re all geeks trying to have fun, even those of us who are blonde.
P.S. I was trying to find some pics of me as a brunette darker version of my blondeself, but these are all I have on my current computer [they were scanned in].
me, left, and my cousin heather
I was more of a strawberry blonde back then, right?
I'm the non-bald one.
I guess my hair color fluctuates, kind of like my moods [but that's for another post].
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