In the four years that I’ve known Sam Critton, I’ve rarely seen him hold a vacuum. Even when Sam lived as a bachelor, I’m pretty sure I was vacuuming both his dust bunnies and mine. After Sam did his research, we purchased a Miele, a neat freaks dream. Today, we upgraded from this:
To this, a German creation and a perfect marriage of form and function:
a top of the line vacuum
two hours later and Sam is still vacuuming
If only I could get him to make the bed.

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