• 28Jun

    Until Tuesday June 26, 2007 I have never had any sort of metal placed in my mouth. However, my mother convinced me that having “perfect teeth” is a great thing to look forward too. This, however, has to do with my mother living vicariously through my sister and me. As an infant my mom had a major birth defect from medicine my grandmother consumed during her pregnancy with my mom, and unfortunately she was left with tainted teeth. The stain will never go away, so I guess it’s up to my Megan and me to have great teeth, but the fact that my mother is a dental assistant doesn’t help either.

    Those of you who have seen my pearly whites would know that they are pretty much as “perfect” as they come without every having braces. Anyway, my mother opted to pay for it, and hey, my crooked bottom teeth are a little hard to floss between anyway, so I decided what the hell?

    Although I am getting the invisaline [which was the only way I would agree], I still have one tooth that was too crooked to fix without metal, wire and pain. The process of placing the braces on my teeth wasn’t so bad, except for when the Orthodontist kept mumbling to himself, “Hmm that doesn?t seem to be working…well I have one more thing after this,” after he said on his second attempt at wrapping the wire across the 4 braces, pinching my bottom lip. Meanwhile, my cheeks are being spread apart by this crazy blue contraption, and my mouth is being jostled around. It’s like everytime someone sits in his chair they are a little experiment to see what will work.

    Well, it?s been more than 48 hours and it hasn?t been so bad, but sometimes I can taste the metal, which is not that appetizing. Also, my teeth are extremely sensitive, now that there is something cemented on them, and lately, the braces have been rubbing on my gums, so it hurts!

    Guess we will have and see how they turn out…supposedly the metal braces are only for 3-4 months, but we’ll see.

  • 27Jun

    5:55 a.m. my phone alarm goes off to “This is how it’s suppose to be” by Jack Johnson [Sam's ring tone]. Although I am tempted to hit the snooze, I have been warned I will be in big trouble if I arrive late. So, I promptly arrive at Citizen’s by 6:53 a.m. [any normal work day and I would actually still be sleeping]. The 2 1/2 hour drive to Syracuse is filled with loud chit-chat from my fellow travelers, making it way too loud to pass out in the back seat. We get there 35 minutes early because there was no “construction work”…..all this just so we could endured a 5 hour meeting where we learned what I will label classified information titled “bank stuff.” [to make matters worse- it may have been 95 degrees outside but inside it was -95 degrees....and my toes and nose froze].

    The drive home was much more eventful. Tim discussed how his dog likes to eat cat poo [like molly] and also how he likes to lick his wifes underwear when she leaves them on the floor….[the dog licks them, not Tim]. There was also a huge thunder storm that we drove right into with hail and intense lighting. Two trees were split in half from the lighting, and they splattered all over the road [right during rush-hour traffic, no less]. It rained so hard there was a wash out and 3 bikers had to pull over under the overpass. You could hardly see and every car had their hazards on. It was pretty exciting, but we did not arrive back at the Bank until 6:10 p.m. Molly had been home for 11 hours by herself with no potty break, or so I thought….

    Then when I get home, I find a letter that says,
    “Hi, I installed a new shw’r control today. There is some calk around the controls. If you could hold off til tomorrow that would be great. Had a blast with “Toto.” We took a walk & peed at lunch time. Great dog! Haven’t been kissed that much since Band Camp.”
    Signed “Mike. Dwight plum and heat”

    His “classic” grimy blue plumber shirt with red stripes and one of those embroided name tags that says “Michael” was left behind, perhaps as a memento, but the ironic thing is I did not realize there would be guests at my apartment and a pair of my panties were left on the floor…ewww.

    So, the good news was that the plumber took Molly out for a potty break and apparently made-out with her. Plus, I have a brand new shower head that isn’t from the 70’s and doesn?’ feel like a thousand needles are piercing my skin when I shower! The bad news is a plumber was in my bedroom with my panties and he left topless. Well, that is about as interesting as it gets around here!

  • 24Jun

    After a long day of work this is where I like to unwind…

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    my hammock reminds me of my home in the country

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    Sam and Molly usually hang out too

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    it’s my paradise in the city

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    sometimes we have parties with lots of good food and booze

  • 13Jun

    Meet Yavs, the cat, a very curious, very friendly feline, who happens to venture into my apartment when I am not looking [and when I am].

    The other day I was jogging on my treadmill on the back deck, and I left the door open because I enjoy listening to the stereo. So in walks Yavs, followed by Molly [her turf has never been invaded by any other animal].

    Then last night Sam and I were grilling some juicy pork chops and who strolls into my apartment but Yavs. He has 2 white mittens on his front paws and 2 white “shoes” on his back feet with a long narrow face and a yellow spotted belly. He purrs whenever you pet him and enjoys stealing Molly’s perch on the arm of the couch that sits in front of the window. His onwer just moved into the apartment in the house next door, whose deck is attached to mine, but it’s divided by a railing [Yavs can fit through the rails- molly cannot].

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    Molly chasing the new roomie away already

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    the pictures don’t do him justice- he is a rather handsome kitty

    P.S. The only problem is after you kick him out he usually hangs around the back door for half and hour and cries [he?s a big talker]. The good news is after eight hours of working at the bank I can sleep through anything.