It’s 7:04 on a Thursday night….the last weekend of my summer vacation before I go back to school. And well I’m bored out of my mind….
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31Aug
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29Aug
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I should have told you
I’m a disaster
A beautiful disaster
I should have told you
I’m a mess
I should have told you
I trip over my own feet
But please
Take me for who I amI should have told you
That night
We had our first kiss
My knees began to tremble
I should have told you
I would trip again
Just so you could pick me back up
And I should have told you
That night
I couldn’t get your smile out of my head
I should have told you
The first time I felt it
That I have always loved youNow it’s just you and me
So close your eyes
Remember how it feels
To love
Embrace it
And next time you hold me…
Squeeze me a little tighter
Grasp me a little longer
Promise to kiss me in the rain
Flirt with your beautiful disaster
And pretend that you could never live without me
Because if you count every sweet kiss…
There would be ten thousand kisses
And that’s enough to last a life timeBy Me
[for who else but Sam]
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29Aug
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After I posted my last entry my friend Jay said to do this….
And then I did this….
And well I don’t think there is really much more to say. -
28Aug
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It started off great. Jogged 4 miles….showered, curled my hair [because I was promised I would being taken to a movie-NOPE.] Then, I walk to find my car [that my Sam-terd parked for me the night before]. Parking ticket. Then ….I get money from my dad for rent….but end up giving him $120 for god-knows what. Go to get my tire fixed [that was popped on my way home from work in Chatham on Saturday]. They can’t repair the gaping hole that was put there by a nail or screw or something. So I spend another $76 for a new tire [after I waited for 2 hours]. Now, I am sitting in my apartment that smells like burnt bacon [because I just made my LUNCH at 5:45]. And I will be sitting by myself pissed off at the world, then watching some stupid movie that I rented the other night.
Awesome!
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22Aug
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I sleep until 12 or 1 o’clock everday because I do not have a clock in my bedroom. Therefore, I decided to get one….or 4. This is my handyman putting them up for me…
doesn’t he have a nice tush?
This is my excuse to sleep later because it’s always a different time in another time zone -
22Aug
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Once upon there were two kool kats who loved to party in the sun. They walked around barefoot and drank margaritas. They are wanted in 24 states for being way too cool. This is their picture. If you see them please report them to blondethhings.com. Thank you.
wanted for excessive pooing
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wanted for being way too cool -
21Aug
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Perhaps Tyra Banks has given up modeling and acting to become the host of her own show. Now mind you the topics on her show do spark up some interesting information, but pleeeease. Oprah move out of the way. Soooo, you really know there is absolutely nothing on TV when you are watching the Tyra Banks show. On the show Tyra is a wanna-be-Oprah [poor girl].
NOTE: Please read the following very very slowly because it took me a while to understand this. Tyra has two women who are are turned on by two gay men- therefore she is a woman who likes men, but she is gay because she only likes gay men. These woman chase after bi/gay men. This is very obsurd. I will break it down for you.
Two woman [with all female organs, no hormones or anything- just two CRAZY woman]
who like MEN
but are GAY
because they like GAY MENget it?
I’m still trying to process this. Give me some feed back.
Go to http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/this_week.html -
17Aug
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They say people are always doing the hippy-dippy around the Holidays because 9 months later you have babies. I guess I could picture it…all warm and cozy snuggled by the fire with some wine and you’re PJ’S…next thing you know the PJ’s are….well you get the picture. So it’s August and now I have all these crazy birthday parties to go to. Some even on the same day!? Gracious. There not just any birthdays either….they’re 21st birthdays! What is a girl to do?
Of course then you have they late bloomers who get their birthdays in October and September. Their parents must have missed the bus.
